They see me trollin', they hatin'

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  3. laugh-yourassoff:

mom*
     
     
  4. mightseehell:

can’t cope

    mightseehell:

    can’t cope

     
     
  5. last day of school

    1. other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
    2. me: adios bitchachos
     
     
    1. tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
    2. new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
    3. tourist: oh you think your clever???
    4. new yorker: what
    5. tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
    6. new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
    7. tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
    8. the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
     
     
  6. “what college do you wanna go to???”

    “what do you wanna be when you grow up???”

    “how many kids are you gonna have??”

    “do you have a boyfriend yet??”

    “did you make any friends yet???”

    “what are your grades like now????”

    (Source: vvhatevz)

     
     
  7. (Source: m0ckingjaayz)

     
     
  8. (Source: funnyjunk.com)

     
     
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    Beep me maybe

    fritata:

    nerf-car:

    hey i just met you

    and this is crazy

    but here’s my number

    so call me beep me if you wanna reach me

    I had to hear it in song form.